Time for our healthy dose of weird news! 8DD


Ganked from here. Are people really this stupid?

ELM MOTT, Texas - A Navy man who got mad when someone mocked him as a "nerd" over the Internet climbed into his car and drove 1,300 miles from Virginia to Texas to teach the other guy a lesson.

As he made his way toward Texas, Fire Controlman 2nd Class Petty Officer Russell Tavares posted photos online showing the welcome signs at several states' borders, as if to prove to his Internet friends that he meant business.

When he finally arrived, Tavares burned the guy's trailer down.

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Some people just need to GTFO the internetz. Next!


This sounds tasty.

HIGASHIHIROSHIMA, Hiroshima -- A plumbing blunder at Hiroshima University's Higashi-Hiroshima Campus resulted in water for toilet flushing being sent to drinking taps for more than a decade, it has emerged.

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ROFL that's just disgusting. If that happened in the US, there'd be a massive amount of lawsuits.


Also this one...

HAMAMATSU, Shizuoka -- A 61-year-old man suffering from dementia has been arrested for murdering an 86-year-old woman with tweezers at a hospital here, police said.

( wtf )

What a way to go.

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You must be shitting me, right? This made top national news in Japan? Are you joking?

WTF.

OMG Sei messaged me over the weekend about a comment that showed up on his Myspace from some American chick he has friended. Apparently her account was hacked or got a bug or something cause it was spamming all her Myspace friends' comment pages with a long story about "IF YOU GET THESE DRUGS AND TAKE THEM, YOUR DICK WILL GET BIG :O!" ... but it was kinda disguised XD Like, it started out like a normal story n everything...

ANYWAY. Sei messaged me and he was like "I can't read the comment, will you translate and explain it? :O Please?" And I'm dying over it, as it says stuff like "-and his pecker is still getting bigger, it's at 9 inches already!"

I roftlol when I read it. 8D!



I'm ashamed to say I have MCR stuck in my head. T___T



I (kinda) redid my profile :O gazoku

Go to Google.com
-- Click on Maps
-- Click on "get Directions"
-- From New York
-- To Oslo
-- And read line # 23.

If you laugh, repost this.



I lawled a lot. 8D!

Someone at Google has a good sense of humor.

[EDIT] I played around. As long as the city you're going to is somewhere around in Europe near the coast, it seems to still work. XD I tried New York to Paris and got the same general directions. How adorably funny.

I know nothing about 12012 but this was damn funny.

Can you imagine two guys dressed like that, running around your city? With cameras? Seriously. o.o; How do they not attract a huge crowd of people following them around? I like how the first dude kept leaving signs that he'd been at each location (the signature, the purikura, etc).

Though... my Japanese sucks. Why was he all "ヤバイ！" when he entered that one store and why did he nearly run out shortly thereafter? o.o;

[EDIT] Hah okay I watched it again and I think it was because the other dude who was looking for him had just been at the store and he was all "SHIT!" cause that meant the other guy was getting close to finding him ^^; That's my guess, anyway. XD My Japanese is really bad... hahaa...

[EDIT 2] HAH it'd help if I bother to actually pay attention to what's being said. The guy chasing the other guy had called the store to say he was coming, so that's why the guy who was supposed to be hiding was all "... shit!" cause he was about to get caught. XD!

So yay, like I said I would, I started playing Shadown Hearts II last night. ^0^ I played a bit more of it this morning, too. I'm trying to level them up as right now they're all weak (it IS the beginning of the game, after all...) and I hate weak characters. XP Also wanna get all of the first level fusions for Yuri before I get too far... o.o;

What else... oh, shin_sou was updated with all the latest icons I've made, including I think... three? Or four? that I never posted here. ^0^; My new icons want love! GIVE THEM LOVE! I went through and deleted a few of the icons that I had uploaded on my LJ that I don't use, and I uploaded a few of my new ones. I wanna do one of those icon memes where you go through and talk about every icon you have uploaded and where it came from and what it means. I only have like 25 icons so XD!

( last night )

Speaking of mom, Thursday was her birthday, but since we were snowed in, we couldn't really do anything for her. ( Mom birthday plans. )

No one cares about any of this so ^^;; Oh, I totally forgot to do the dishes last night when I passed out o.o Crap, I should go do that. And feed the animals while I'm at it.

Speaking of animals: ( look! )

I just noticed that three of the naked Kiyoharu pictures (where the worst thing you see is his butt) I had uploaded to photobucket a LONG time ago were deleted cause they violated terms of service. However, the shot of Kiyoharu with his PUBIC HAIR SHOWING is still up there. o.O; Odd.

Random picture spam!


This reads:
"エロ本久しぶりに読みました！！"
"Ero hon hisashiburi ni yomimashita!!"
"I just read porn for the first time in a long time!!"

... that's just fabulous, Toshiya! XD!